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In a stunning move sure to send shock waves in extremists groups around the world, the Westboro Baptist Church has declared they are converting to Norse. “We really just wanted a religion where we could fully express our anger, hatred, intolerance and outrage,” said founding member Fred Phelps. “More importantly, we wanted to be able […]
In a stunning move sure to have implications for the entire right wing of the Republican party, Chairman Renus Penis announced this morning that Satan is in fact gay. “Biblical scholars had a long meeting late last night where they concluded that Satan is gay. And that gay people are actually infected with his evil. Yes, […]
In their most recent prediction for the end of the world, the Doomsday Ministry, formerly Christian radio broadcasting network, had predicted the end of the world, again. “We believe this is going to happen tomorrow”, said spokesman Jack Rightie Tightie. When asked if it doesn’t happen tomorrow, Jack had this to say, “Oh yes it […]