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An online petition is in the works, and it just might keep your favorite NFL team right where it is. The petition’s creators hope that with enough fan support and signatures, they can convince the NFL to prohibit teams from changing their name if they relocate to another city. “You give years of your love […]
The NFL today announced that a top star of an unnamed NFL Franchise went on a criminal rampage this weekend. The unknown player allegedly killed his wife, rapped his dog and stole thousands of dollars from his mother in an attempt to purchase an AR-15 and use it on the field this Sunday. Even though […]
In move sure to placate angry American Indians all over the world, the Washington Redskins today announced they would be changing their name to the Washington Racists. “Our team, our history, has a long since been founded in racism,” team spokesman Whitey McWhitester White. “Look, it’s simple. We were originally racists towards the American Indians. […]
In a stunning move sure to send ripples throughout the religious world, Tim Tebow, devout Jesus Lover and servant of old bearded men, has recently announced he has converted to the new religion of Belicheckanity. Belicheckanity is a religion whose followers give unquestioning support to their Deity, known as The Bill. The Bill appears to […]
Manti’s T’eo has been through the ringer in recent weeks. In what was at first tragic news that his girlfriend had died; it became even more so when Mr. T’eo realized she never even existed. Manti took the news lightheartedly but the Internet took it hysterically. Now, in a twist of titanic and transgendered proportions, Manti’s ex-girlfriend is […]
Tony Romo, quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys, has announced his intentions to quit professional football and pursue his true calling in life, Origami. “Ever since I was a boy, I gami-ed. I just can’t stop thinking about it, so I’m going to go for it” said an emotional Romo. Origami, the art of folding little […]