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In a move sure to enthrall twelve year old boys the world over, North Korea announced plans today to build a massive slingshot and begin launching capsules into space. Kim Jong-un, supreme leader and unicorn cavern guide, has reportedly ordered his military to build a massive sling shot as an answer to the world’s new […]

In a stunning feat of investigative journalism, DNA samples of former dictator Muamma Gaddafi showed he was a half human half sheep crossbreed. “This explains a lot”, said long time oppressed citizen Adama Zarruq, “Whenever I walked by Gaddfi, he really smelled.” When questioned as to how such a scientific breakthrough was possible, Tomato Weekly […]